38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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