Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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