I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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