I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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