puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He has the fingertips of a God
tell me about the fingering
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