no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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