We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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