I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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