My brain says no but my pants say off.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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