"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
