on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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