I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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