I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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