I need help removing her.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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