You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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