Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
