You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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