Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
