I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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