I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
this will be a night to untag.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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