if i can run in heels then i can drive
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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