Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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