Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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