your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
What drink are we having for lunch?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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