I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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