Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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