If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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