your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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