I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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