Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
its liver damage thursday
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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