Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
soo... how was my night?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize