Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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