mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
it hurts more in the daytime
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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