Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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