I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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