the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
There r osticjed everywhere
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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