Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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