So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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