I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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