I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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