Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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