it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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