There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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