quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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