i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I deserve this hangover.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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