Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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