Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
They are going to name an STD after you.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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