omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
This is classic penis vs brain.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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