Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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