You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Randomize
