that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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