it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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