K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.