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(417): View more from Missouri

Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

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(609): View more from New Jersey

One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.

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(716): View more from New York

The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.

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(317): View more from Indiana

He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.

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(812): View more from Indiana

It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.

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(207): View more from Maine

Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.

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