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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..

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• (207): View more from Maine

  my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets

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• (818): View more from California

  So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.

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