So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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