it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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