So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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