At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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